By BRYAN "CHIEF" ERGLE
April 6, 2006

My friends, and my dear enemies: Campus bits has ended . . . not because of any failing at all, but rather, because it has accomplished what goals I set out for it.

As I’ve brought up each shortcoming, each flaw, this campus and its people, for the most part, have pulled together to fix the foibles, and make amends for the wrongs. Simply put, you’re just not giving me any new material to write on! Moreover, I couldn’t be happier that this is the case.

We are all truly blessed to have the opportunity to be here, and I pray that my disjointed gripes in the past have helped lead to improvements that will continue to make this place so great for us, and for all those who will come after us. For those whose toes I have stepped upon on my way, just know that there are few, if any, people on this campus that I do not like, though it may not have seemed so at times. I’d be happy to be a friend and brother to any of you, any day, at any time.

Thank you all for letting me be the writer (and/or righter) of wrongs for the past year; it has truly been a joy for me. Now it is time for me to move on to dealing with world news and affairs, and to hopefully keeping you in the loop with all the things that go on outside our secure little campus bubble.

However, be forewarned! Should the specter of campus stupidity and failing rise again, you shall see the coming of Campus bits 201a: The upper-level course! This is Chief, thanking you all, my brethren.